|Coming soon to an upscale
store near you.
Aidan In A Box provides hours of entertainment, No assembly or batteries required. Feed occasionally with hamburger, fries, and apple juice from McDonald's.
Warning: Could cause headaches and minor annoyances. Just throw in time out for a couple of minutes and ignore fake cries and pleas of "owwies."
If properly taken care of, Aidan In A Box will last for years.
Most importantly, enjoy your Aidan In A Box!